Last week we left Kelley having a evening fantasy about becoming the dark ages version of JLo or Kim Kardashian (aka: Her Royal Highness of the Perfume Bottle). Visions of perfume dominance filled her head and she slipped into a slumber fill with grandeur and well, maybe a bit of mental instability. I am not one to try to change history, but I'm thinking that a wave of wand is in order here - Kelley has been confined to the cellar for FAR too long.

 

Thankfully for Kelley, Bronson was well aware of her gradual slide into utter chaos and madness and it was at this time that he chose to do something about it.

 

Kelley awoke with a start, her perfume daydream bursting like a spent soap bubble (like I how worked soap and bubbles into that? Yeah, I'm good like that.). She stood up and without thinking, walked over to the cellar steps and before she had full grasp of her senses, she had opened the door and walked outside.

 

OUTSIDE people! Kelley was free! It took a moment for her to realize what had happened but once this sunk in, she jumped up and down and danced with joy. She was FREEEEEEEEEEE!!

 

Unfortunately for her, though she was silent, her victory dance did not go unheeded. The nosy old neighbor woman had just been ready to leave after sharing a few chugs of her own dandelion wine with her dear friend Grismelda and Kelley's dancing was the first thing she saw as she started off for home. And doubly unfortunately for Kelley, this hag, if it was at all possible, was much *worse* than Grismelda. She stared at the sight of Kelley dancing in the moonlight and an evil, evil plan entered her devious and cunning mind…

 

Poor Kelley. Will she EVER catch a break? Next week find out what new terror lies in wait for our Princess Becoming.

My Special Soap Cutter

OK...Many of you know that Soapies carries the best soap cutter ever...The Simple Soothings Soap Cutter exclusively....right?  Well...sadly, I have never owned one myself...Can you believe that!?!?

















I wrote to Lezlee and said, "He is too cute and my new HERO!!!  I *LOVE* my new cutter!!  No one will ever have one this nice… They are gonna be JEALOUSSSSSSS!! I am going to use it as my Show N Tell item this Sunday at the Wild West SoapFest!!! Tell him to send me my invoice. (I never got an invoice...it was a GIFT!)

I LOVE the Princess book and crayons!! I cannot wait to get started coloring them!

Afterward, I got a note from Lezlee explaining....

"Brian and I had a lot of fun with your cutter."

He said to me, “What is a special cutter? Kelley wants a special cutter!”. He took your note so literally ... I about fell down laughing. Once I explained to him that you really wanted a normal cutter but that you were just having fun he thought he’d get the last laugh. I found the gems and had to send the coloring book and crayons too. (Didn’t think you probably had any crayons around and even if you did everyone LOVES a new box!). Then I searched for the stickers. Again, Brian’s idea but I did the search."

Although I have never met Lezlee or her family in person, I feel so blessed to call them my friends!  I recently told Lezlee, "You are one of my dearest friends and I, truly, appreciate you more than you will ever know!!!"

Here is my gift to the Williams Family....




















It just amazes me how close you can become over a period of years to someone that you have never even met.  I will cherish my Special Princess Soap Cutter and my close friendship with the Williams Family...FOREVER!

Brian, Lezlee and Braden...THANK YOU from your favorite Original Red-Headed Princess!!

Til next time ~ Princess Kelley





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